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Who carries the group, who replies "haha" and vanishes, the week everything changed, and what Auntie honestly thinks of each of you. With receipts.

Works with WhatsApp exports from Android and iPhone, or any chat you paste in. The charts are free. The full report is ₹99.

4B
Hostel 4B ForeverRiya, Kabir, Ananya, Dev, Meher
Kabirmade a sheet for Goa budget 7:20 pm
Riyafilled. also why is there a column called 'vibes' 7:24 pm
Kabirvibes are a budget item 7:25 pm
KabirDev? the sheet?? 9:05 pm
Devon my way 9:41 pm
AnanyaDev's on my way is a lifestyle 9:42 pm
Auntie: Kabir made a budget sheet for this friendship and then spent a month chasing Dev for money. Beta, that is not a trip. That is a recovery agency.

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Sample verdict · fictional chat

One boy made a spreadsheet for this friendship and nobody filled it.

Kabir planned Goa, Dev paid "on my way", and the trip died in the week midsems moved. Riya has been holding the group together with Maggi ever since.

What's in your report

Ten sections, in the order Auntie writes them, all backed by numbers from your chat and real quotes. Download it as a PDF to keep.

01

The verdict

One line on the whole chat, the kind you screenshot.

02

The dynamic

Who carries, who coasts, who only appears for plans.

03

The timeline

Your chat's greatest hits, dated, with the messages that started them.

04

Who cares more

Effort, ranked, with the receipts to prove it.

05

The week it changed

The week the energy shifted, and what happened in it.

06

Who texts first

Who starts conversations and who keeps getting left on read.

07

Private language

Running jokes and phrases only your group understands.

08

The Auntie Awards

Trophies for the ghost, the night owl and the one who's always "on my way".

09

Each of you

A role and an honest opinion for every member.

10

What Auntie would do

Slightly bossy advice for you, specifically.

How it works

About two minutes from upload to verdict.

1

Export your chat

In WhatsApp, open the chat and choose Export chat, without media. You get a .txt or .zip file.

2

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Drop the file here. Auntie counts every message on your device and shows you the charts for free.

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Read the verdict

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Questions

How much does it cost?

The receipts (every chart and count) are free. The full written report is a one-time ₹99 per chat, paid by UPI, card or netbanking through Razorpay. It includes 3 follow-up questions. No subscription, no account.

How do I export a WhatsApp chat?
  1. Android: open the chat, tap ⋮, then More, then Export chat, then Without media.
  2. iPhone: open the chat, tap the group or contact name at the top, then Export Chat, then Without Media.
  3. Save the file (Files, Drive or email it to yourself) and upload it here. A .zip from iPhone is fine.
Does it work with Instagram, iMessage or Telegram?

Not as a file yet. Copy the messages and paste them in, one per line, as "Name: message". Auntie will still read it, but without timestamps she can't tell who texts first or when things changed.

What happens to my chat?

Your file is opened and counted in your browser, so the free charts never leave your device. If you unlock the report, the stats and a selection of messages pass through our server to Claude, Anthropic's AI, which writes it. We don't save your chat or the report. Refresh the page and it's gone. Details are in the privacy policy.

Who can use it?

Anyone 18 or older, for chats they are part of. Please don't upload other people's private conversations.

Can I keep the report?

Yes. Tap Download PDF on your report to save it, or send it to the group. The PDF is made on your phone or laptop, so nothing extra is sent to us.

Is Hinglish okay?

Yes. Chats can be in any language or a mix. You choose the language of the report, including Hinglish.

What if something goes wrong after I pay?

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Will Auntie be mean?

She roasts behaviour in the chat: effort, excuses, reply speed. She won't comment on looks, religion, caste, health or money. She's an AI with opinions, not a counsellor.

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